You know you're a Joe Racer......

Racing is a lifestyle just not a sport. Though we all can tell a side of an argument why racing is the best, I will detail mine as quick as possible, in the ways of Foxworthy!

You know your a Joe Racer when you camp for 5 days for a 3 hour event

You know your a Joe Racer if 75% of your wardrobe is racing event t shirts

You know your a Joe Racer if you have designated a portion of your abode to racing

You know your a Joe Racer if a family member is named after a famous racer

You know your a Joe Racer if you have more money invested in your racing entry than your personal car

You know your a Joe Racer if you schedule weddings or family functions around a race event

You know your a Joe Racer if you still think Speed Racer is the best cartoon every created

You know your a Joe Racer if you own a hat with a automobile manufactor on it

You know your a Joe Racer if you are loyal to a blue oval, Bow Ties or goats

You know your a Joe Racer if you "spot" while traveling

You know your a Joe Racer if you scream "debris" at the sight of tire tread or road kill on the highway

You know your a Joe Racer if you know a catapalt is a jump and not a medeval weapon

You know your a Joe Racer if you ever said, "rubbins racin"

You know your a Joe Racer if you ALWAYS try to beat your "last lap" (travel time) when traveling to a destination more than once

You know your a Joe Racer if you pull behind a tow truck with its lights on because its "its under caution" and your the new leader

You know your a Joe Racer if you ever timed a fuel stop or tire change on your personal car